18 far away sheep dogs
In the auditions for Illyria on Monday, we all sat round and had to tell three things about ourselves... two had to be true, one had to be a lie. This was interesting and it took me a whole 15 seconds to come up with my three statments;
- I have fired a gun in my house
- I own a cat
- I was born in Lisbon
To someone who doesn't know me at all, the first statement will seem strange, the second will seem obvious, and the third will cause some confusion.
Despite having the most Portuguese of female names after Maria, people consistently belive that I am from;
+ England
+ The USA
+ Some small secret English speaking country in which people have messed up accents and freakishy wild hair
Of course, no one really knows my name, because rather than calling me maahghureedah people have adhered to certain abreviations in order to refer to me.
These are; Marge - or more commonly - Mardge/Mardgy, Marg and Mags...
Thank goodness the times of Maggie, Mag, Rita, Margy and other ear-sores have passed.
So! People who don't know me tend to go for the last one as being a LIE!!!! But they are wrong.
Now, to someone who knows me moderately, the first statment seems to be the most ridiculous of the three because honestly, who the hell fires a gun in their own house?
Um... that'd be me.
Yes - only someone who knows me well could have, at that moment, pointed out the fact that I have never actually had a pet of my own.
So you fired a gun in your own house?
Um.... yes. It's a darned interesting story, ya know..
What kind of gun?!
Hehe... an air rifle.
Ah, okay.... but still!!! What did you fire against?
Mm... I had a large wooden slab thing taken from an old, old bed, proped up against my bedroom door, with a matress behind it, and a little target pinned to it.
And where did you fire from?
Well, my house is rather tiny, but it's all centered around a 10 meter corridor. I shot from the opposite end of the corridor, a bit into my living room actually, but not too much.
Do you have good aim?
Actually, yeah. I do precision shooting, and occasionally shoot in the hunting position, not that I'd ever use it to hunt anything. Only, hehe... this time I was using a rifle I wasn't used to and eer... oopsy. It was a lot heavier that my usual one and it slipped a tad, forcing me to the the metal bar over my door.
Metal bar over your door?!
Yeah, you know... the type of bar you grab and do 'lifts' or whatever their called.
What happened when you hit it?
Nothing much... the pellet hit it and ricochet into my leg.
What?!
Sort of, it kinda grazed the side of my leg.
10 meters away?
Hm... yeah.Actually, I haven't done it since.
Shame, t'was fun fun.I'm going to leave you with a picture I took, it's my watch. Enjoy.
