We Are

We Never Eat
We Don't have pimples
We're Never Sick
We don't go to the bathroom
We never cry
There is never mucus in our noses
We have no desires
No urges
We are always clean
We always behave
We're always legal
We're always nice
We're always active
We're always hard working
We're modest
We're unselfish
We.
Are.
Perfection.